{"id":30318,"date":"2020-06-10T07:17:44","date_gmt":"2020-06-10T05:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.familiapremium.sk\/10-storiek-ktore-sa-nestali-ked-sme-jedli-salat\/"},"modified":"2024-10-28T11:30:03","modified_gmt":"2024-10-28T10:30:03","slug":"10-storiek-ktore-sa-nestali-ked-sme-jedli-salat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.familiapremium.sk\/en\/10-storiek-ktore-sa-nestali-ked-sme-jedli-salat\/","title":{"rendered":"10 things that didn’t happen when we ate salad"},"content":{"rendered":"

A\u00a0nikdy nemali uzrie\u0165 svetlo sveta.<\/p>\n

Pozn\u00e1\u0161 ten pocit, ke\u010f si vypije\u0161 alkohole mocne a\u00a0za\u010dn\u00fa sa dia\u0165 veci?<\/p>\n

Jasn\u00e9, ani my nie. Ale kamo\u0161 n\u00e1m rozpr\u00e1val…<\/p>\n

No a\u00a0teda ten kamo\u0161 m\u00e1va celkom dobr\u00e9 storky a\u00a0ka\u017ed\u00e1 sa kon\u010d\u00ed vetou \u201eAle o\u00a0tomto nikomu ani slovo\u201c Tak\u017ee ti ich, samozrejme, prezrad\u00edme ?Ve\u010f sme tu ako jedna ve\u013ek\u00e1 familia.<\/p>\n

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  1. Hol\u00fd, bos\u00fd…<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    M\u00e1 e\u0161te niekto \u010fal\u0161\u00ed probl\u00e9m s\u00a0t\u00fdmto mestom?<\/p>\n

    \"1\"<\/p>\n

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    1. Prv\u00e1 trieda<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      \u201eVlak bude me\u0161ka\u0165 asi osem hod\u00edn. Za vzniknut\u00fa opicu sa ospravedl\u0148ujeme.\u201c<\/p>\n

      \"2\"<\/p>\n

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      1. Extr\u00e9mne \u0161porty<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        Kamo\u0161i by povedali \u201eNieee, toto mu nerobte, chalani, \u0161ak h\u00e9\u00e9j zobu\u010fte ho.\u201c Najlep\u0161\u00ed kamo\u0161i ti umo\u017enia z\u00edska\u0165 si vz\u00e1cny street knowledge.<\/p>\n

        \"3\"<\/p>\n

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        1. Tro\u0161ku netrafil<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          M\u00e1me radi, ke\u010f pr\u00edbehy ned\u00e1vaj\u00fa zmysel. Lebo z\u00e1bava, jednoducho, nemus\u00ed ma\u0165 zmysel.<\/p>\n

          \"4\"<\/p>\n

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          1. Treba na to \u00eds\u0165 hlavou<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            Tomuto chlapcovi raz ur\u010dite povedal motiva\u010dn\u00fd sp\u00edker, aby sa nedal v\u00a0\u017eivote ni\u010d\u00edm zastavi\u0165.<\/p>\n

            \"5\"<\/p>\n

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            1. Lowcost<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

              Zaml\u010dan\u00e1 pointa pr\u00edbehu je v\u00a0tom, \u017ee t\u00fdpek u\u0161etril za ubytko.<\/p>\n

              \"6\"<\/p>\n

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              1. Lavi\u010dka pimpin\u2018<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                Ako by na to reagovala tvoja frajerka a\u00a0ako by si ten rozchod zn\u00e1\u0161al?<\/p>\n

                \"7\"<\/p>\n

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                1. Drive True<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                  St\u00e1le lep\u0161ie, ne\u017e keby do toho McDrivu \u0161li na \u0161tyroch koles\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n

                  \"8\"<\/p>\n

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                  1. Vlna<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                    Rozm\u00fd\u0161\u013eame, \u010di chalanko tr\u00e9noval na albume Haha Crew alebo norm\u00e1lne v\u00a0Auparku na eskal\u00e1tore.<\/p>\n

                    \"9\"<\/p>\n

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                    1. Too hot to handle<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                      Saulovi sa stalo nie\u010do podobn\u00e9, ale on z\u00a0toho vy\u0165a\u017eil aspo\u0148 jeden \u00faspe\u0161n\u00fd track.<\/p>\n

                      \"10\"<\/p>\n

                      Here\u2019s the deal \u2013 my sme sa podelili o\u00a0na\u0161e tajomstv\u00e1 a\u00a0ty sa teraz m\u00f4\u017ee\u0161 o\u00a0svoje. DM alebo komenty Familie Premium s\u00fa lep\u0161ie ako tvoj terapeut.<\/p>\n

                      A\u00a0ozaj, pls, o\u00a0tomto v\u00e1\u017ene nikomu ani slovo ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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